SGD 8800 for 300 Singaporean Bloggers!

That’s right! We’re serving a Singaporean Special. Advertlets, fresh from its success across the border is now coming to Singapore, and we’re looking for 300 Singaporean bloggers to earn by promoting us and giving us feedback to help us improve our services further.

We’ve already given out RM 15,000 to 300 Malaysian bloggers, and now its time for our fellow neighbouring bloggers to benefit too. We’re going to be giving out a total of SGD 8,800 to 300 Singaporean bloggers this time..

This also marks the launch of our sponsored post & review program for Advertlets Singapore, where bloggers can get paid to review local & relevant products and services from Advertisers. And Advertlets itself is the first client, putting its money where its mouth is with the “Review Advertlets!” campaign. New & existing members are equally encouraged to apply.

All Singaporean bloggers are invited to participate in our “Singaporean Special Program”. You can write reviews in English, Bahasa, or even in Chinese.

The following review slots are available:

280 Reviews, SGD 25 each (blogs with more than 10 unique visits per day)
10 Reviews, SGD 60 each (blogs with more than 100 unique visits per day)
10 Reviews, SGD 128 each (blogs with more than 500 unique visits per day)

and just because we feel like it:

2 Reviews, SGD 88 each (for reviews in Romanized Hokkien! Really. But no KNNCCB kind of stuff, okay?)

And to make things easier, we’ve came up with a concise outline for review submissions:

1. A registered Singaporean member on the Advertlets Network
2. Your blog/site must display at least 1 Advertlets Ad unit
3. A minimum word length of 200 words
4. Please check for spelling & factual errors
5. Must include a screen capture or screenshot of Advertlets.com (or a relevant image from www.advertlets.com) as well as at least 1 link to www.advertlets.com
6. Include two or more of the following topics in one post: Why they signed up with Advertlets, Why they like Advertlets, What They Hope to Get From Advertlets, Advertlets Compared With Other Online Advertising Services and Suggestions On How Advertlets Can Improve Further.
7. Not a stand alone page hosted on your website/blog. The review must be accessible from your main page during time of submission.
8. Not contain any vulgar language, racist or inflammatory statements.
9. Most importantly, a creative, unique & original approach to your review!
10. Only one review per blogger

Write the post on your blog first, then by using our contact form, state your Username, and your Review URL on your blog and click “Submit”. Once we’ve taken a look, you will then receive an e-mail on whether your review has been approved, and if it is, your account will be credited! This review program expires 15 September 2007 15 October 2007 31 December 2007 (yes, we’ve extended the deadline due to more requests from your end).

TREVIEW PROGRAM FOR MALAYSIANS - RM15,000 for 300 MALAYSIAN BLOGGERS HAS ENDED ON 31 MAY 2007.

Advertlets would like to thank all of those who have participated in the program. Thanks for making it happen!

RM15,000 for 300 Bloggers!

As a reward for all the users who have signed up with Advertlets.com, and as a “put the money where our mouth is” action on the strength of the Advertlets network - we’re giving RM50 each away to 300 Malaysian Advertlets Bloggers, just for you to review our service on your blog! That’s RM15,000 in total, btw.

This also marks the launch of our sponsored post (blogvertorial) program, where bloggers can get paid to review products and services from Advertisers. And Advertlets itself is the first client, with the “Review Advertlets!” campaign.

You might be aware of other “sponsored post” programs available on the net, and well, this will be similiar - but very different in the sense that we have local products/services/events to review, and that we will always hold this up to a high level of integrity. Disclosure is required, and we will always maintain the appropiate balance between ethics and profits - and going more towards ethics whenever in doubt.

Those who wish to participate in the Review Advertlets program would need to know the following: This program is open to Malaysian Advertlets members who have the Advertlets code installed on their blogs, and have filled in their personal particulars and payment details. New & Existing members are equally encouraged to apply.

We would like people to write on two or more of the following topics in one post: Why they signed up with Advertlets, Why they like Advertlets, What They Hope to Get From Advertlets, Advertlets Compared With Other Online Advertising Services and Suggestions On How Advertlets Can Improve Further. The post should include a link to www.Advertlets.com, with at least 1 picture (eg, a screenshot from Advertlets). This opportunity closes 31st May 2007.

Those who wish to participate, please e-mail: info@advertlets.com with the subject “Advertlets Review!”

* Just a reminder. The minimum cashout amount is when your account balance reaches RM100. However, this is a great kickstart to earning more money with Advertlets, and getting your first cheque.

*This promotion has nothing to do with the movie “300″, although many of the Advertlets team did enjoy the movie immensely, and recommend you go watch it.

DevilDucky - Women In Art

DevilDucky - Women In Art

Interview

A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt, so they send a female
reporter to interview the common citizen in Egypt. When she arrives at Cairo.
She picks a random guy, and starts her interview as follows:

Reporter : Hi
Egyptian : Hello
Reporter : Do u speak English?
Egyptian : Berfect
Reporter : Do u mind if I interview u?
Egyptian : No,i dont have a mind
Reporter : What's your name?
Egyptian : Taha
Reporter : Sex?
Taha : Every day
Reporter : oh no, I meant male or female?
Taha (yelling) : what do u sink?
Reporter : it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind...male....
Taha : yas male..and i can brove it any time u want
Reporter : No, thanks, I'll take u for ur word...so. How do u find life here in Egypt?
Taha : Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter : Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
Taha : Byramids, nice wezar, nice food
Reporter : DO YOU WORK?
Taha : Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter : What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Taha : Big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the
circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!
Reporter : What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha : I do not undurstand zis
Reporter : I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?
Taha : Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of river... and we have byramidz
Reporter : So do u make a lot of money?
Taha : No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..
Reporter : let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha : me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink and sex wife every day?
Reporter : Then where does all the money go?
Taha : Guvurment
Reporter : And what does the government do with the money?
Taha : Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way
Reporter : well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha : What duz zat mean?
Reporter : Do u choose your president
Taha : Mubarak?
Reporter : yes
Taha : i didn't give my voice..But if i was. I will give him my voice
Reporter : him?
Taha : Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter : But there r no wars right now
Taha : But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
Reporter : what about the last 26 years?
Taha : I got marry..and have Ahmed and Amira..and I drive taxi
Reporter : No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha : He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way
Reporter : Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha : No broblem, only 10 bounds
Reporter : I never said i will pay u for this
Taha : ok ok..need a Taxi?

Janda Yang Dahaga - 18sx

Shasha seorang janda kaya yang baru kematian suami akibat kemalangan jalanraya. Beliau masih muda lagi dan mempunyai potongan badan yang cantik.

Pada satu malam beliau begitu dahaga untuk minum kerana cuaca panas.

Beliau bangun dan keluar dari bilik menuju ke dapur untuk mencari air bagi menghilangkan dahaganya, kemudian beliau tidur semula.

Sekian.

Al-Kisah SI Koboy

Al-kisah............

Seorang koboy pulang dari sebuah kota dengan menunggang kudanya melewati gurun. Dia dikejutkan oleh seekor ular yang menghalangi jalannya, lalu si koboy turun dengan pisau ditangannya, ketika ditangkap ular itu untuk dibunuh si ular berkata:

Si ular : "jangan bunuh saya, saya adalah seorang pari2".
Si koboy terkejut, dan masih ragu, lalu bertanya,
Si koboy : "jika kamu pari2 apa yang saya minta akan dikabulkan?".tanya si koboy.
Si ular : "jika kamu tidak percaya lepaskan dulu saya, dan apa permintaan kamu wahai koboy?". kata si ular itu.

Lalu si koboy melepaskan si ular itu, lalu dia berkata.

Si koboy : "saya mempunyai 3 (tiga) permintaan,
iaitu yg pertama, saya mahu wajah saya hensem cam lionardo dikopikokaw,
yang kedua badan saya setegap Arnold,
yang ketiga "anu" saya sebesar kuda yang saya tunggangi itu". sambil menunjukkan jari ke kudanya.

Si ular berkata dengan tenang :"sonang baa ituuuu, esok kamu boleh lihat dicermin apa yang terjadi, sudah ya, saya pergi tata tititutu".
kata si ular sambil pergi masuk semak-samun dan menghilang.

Lalu si koboy itu naik kudanya meneruskan perjalanan menuju rumahnya memang hari sudah lewat dan sesampai di rumah si koboy berdiri di depan cermin dan berkata.
"besok kalau tidak ada perubahan siaplahh!, aku potong kepalamu wahai ularr!". sambil berjalan dia masuk ke bilik dan "Z z Z z " terus terlentang tidur.

Keesokan harinya si koboy bangun pagi-pagi dan terus menuju cermin, dan apa yang terjadi, si koboy tergezut beruk gorilla dan tersangat lah gummbiraaa, dilihat wajahnya mirip Lionardo Dikopikokaw dengan senyum bangga, lalu dia membuka baju melihat badannya sudah berubah dengan otot yang menonjol sebijik badan Arnold, dia ... memperagakannya gaya-gaya bodybuilder, kemudian dia membuka pula seluarnya dan dia terkejut triple king-kong stone cold steve austin sekali, dan berteriak: "ohhhhh tidaaaaaaaakk-tidaaaaaakk. ini tidak mungkin, TIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!!!".

Ternyata dia lupa, dan baru ingat bahwa kuda yang ditungganginya semalam itu adalah kuda BETINA........!!

SO MORAL DIA : Masa kat sekolah dulu tak ambil subjek pendidikan moral dan jangan la perasan bersyukur la nak apa yang ada....hehehehe

amacam ble ka story nie....? tolong la komen skit yea

This is me and my wife

what do you think.... Just a happy couple Insya-Allah...?